John Cena

John Cena might be a world famous wrestler, but this has yet to be proven, because no one can see this motherfucker. He might also be an actor who appeared in some movies, but this must be proven as well.

No one can see John Cena. The only proof of his existence is that he's been recording saying "You can't see me".

List of alledged things about John Cena
-He slept with Your Mother.

-He voted for Jill Stein's cousin, Sill Jtein, in 2018.

-He's done tax evasion.

-He went to a chinese buffet with Warren Buffet.

-He lifted a ton of weights to avoid becoming gay.

-He is allegedly a product of the CIA for a project on invisibility.

-He defeated Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson.

-He won (or stole) many WWE championships.

-He kidnapped Chumlee from Pawn Stars and held him for ransom.

What if John Cena is real?????
If John Cena is real, we're fucked. We're so fucked, we might as well start fucking each other. What the fuck is he gonna do? He might kill the entire human race or save the world. He might poison our oceans or poison ISIS. Who the fuck knows? He gotta be stopped !!!

If you ever encounter John Cena, contact the police. He may or may not do nasty things if no action is done, he must be surveilled if he is ever found.