Wario

Wario is an obese man who eats tons and tons of food. He's also retarded, he can't count to 10. He also greedy, more so than the richest people on Earth. In an interview with the Babylon Bee, he has stated if it meant he had to kill the entire human race in order to become richer that he'd do it in a heartbeat.

This abnormal weight is caused by his major addiction to fast food. He has been eating since the age of 3 and it is said, in a secret book kept in the secret basement of the Vatican, that Wario eats about 10 tons of food per day. Why he hasn't died of diabetes is beyond scientists' minds. Normally he should be dead, but he isn't. God knows why he ain't dead.