Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz, (also known as Lyin' Ted, Teddy and Zodiac Killer) is an American politician from Texas. He has been recognized as the biggest liar of the 2016 Republican primary, which is where he got the nickname "Lyin' Ted". Despite that, he has been active in his community, where he is often seen picking up trash in the streets, beating up letterboxes repairing trailers in trailer parks, etc.

He has a very well known hatred for Canadians and Toyota Tercel cars.

In his spare time, he enjoys killing people under the nickname "Zodiac Killer". Although he never confirmed whether he is the Zodiac Killer or not, he obviously is the Zodiac Killer. It's as obvious as water being wet. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a retard and you gotta unfriend them on Facebook immediately !!

Teddy's greatest achievements as a politician includes making libtards illegal, taxing Fortnite V-bucks, reforming fresh air in Texas and of course, making Canadians illegal in Texas.